and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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