Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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