i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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