i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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