Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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