If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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