he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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