Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
