let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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