Three words: puerto rican gang bang
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
