So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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