why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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