I want to walk on stilts...naked
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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