Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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