Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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