grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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