Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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