when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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