she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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