How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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