sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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