Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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