Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
two words...techno handjob
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
