I'm really into asian looking animals
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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