She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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