Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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