I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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