I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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