hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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