A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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