I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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