Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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