So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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