how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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