i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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