Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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