Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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