Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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