just tell him i said nine months
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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