dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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