girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
