Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
