Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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