i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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