Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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