dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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