You really coming over, don't trick.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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