The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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