I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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