I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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