It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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