Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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