i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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