Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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