I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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